My Drunk Kitchen: PIZZA JOHN!
So I like to pretend my blog is all about like deep thoughts and quotes. But sometimes, sometimes you need to add some drunk John Green
Source: effyeahnerdfighters"Be Naturally Curious. It Never Killed Anyone. Except the Cat. But Thanks to Schrodinger, we aren't too sure of that." Wanderer(s)
1 week ago
"What a relieving and hollow feeling it is to be over it all."
- Charles “the Intern” Chlosy from The Mysterious Magnifying Glass
2 months ago
It has been statistically proven that friends re-united are more awesome than friends broken.
2 months ago
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This is the son of a professor from my college! The boy has cerebral palsy and apparently the pope embraced him at an Easter mass…
Dr. Gondreau’s Son at Easter, Amazing.
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8 months ago
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There is a way, believe it or not, to listen wrong.
It’s when one closes their eyes, plugs their ears, and shout loudly, and claim they have heard all they need to.
8 months ago
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At Least I May Know That If I Recognize That You Have Sinned,
It Might Give Me Insight To If I Have A Soul.
8 months ago
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Because in all truth and seriousness wine doesn’t actually get you drunk.
(via vintagesongbird)
Source:9 months ago
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What do I want, you ask me?
I want to be eloquent with words. I want people to “ooh and aww” from the fiery things that I deposit onto the night sky. I want them all to respect me not for my intelligence or my useful knowledge, not strength or quickness of the sword. I want everyone to love me simply because I give them the joy of saying exactly what they want to say 100% of the time.
10 months ago
But these people here are different. You can not win them over with your strength. Your intimidation has no effect.
They are people of the mind. Thoughts, rules, laws, order. That is what they are.
If you wish to stop them with force, they will take you down like a stone wall upon the sea, as they cooly and quickly overcome and defeat you.
